What the application says:
Why are you interested in working for our company?
Describe why your background is well-suited for working at our company.
What do you hope to learn from this experience?
How will this experience further your education and career plans?
What I see:
Kiss ass.
Humble boast!
Kiss ass.
Kiss ass.
Whenever I see questions like the first and last, I always fight the urge to answer “Because you would be paying me, and I like having money to buy food and such.”
Truth.
(Source: impetuously)
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Truth.
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Why fight the urge? My current job (the longest lasting by far) I got by saying “I’m bored and you were hiring” in...
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When I was hired on at my present job of five years, my boss asked what I wanted or expected to get out of the job I...
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This is all objectively true.
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Whenever I see questions like the first and last, I always fight the urge to answer “Because you would be paying me, and...
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