March 18, 2012

nudityandnerdery:

kortnikiss:

What the application says:

Why are you interested in working for our company?

Describe why your background is well-suited for working at our company.

What do you hope to learn from this experience?

How will this experience further your education and career plans?

What I see:

Kiss ass.

Humble boast!

Kiss ass.

Kiss ass.

Whenever I see questions like the first and last, I always fight the urge to answer “Because you would be paying me, and I like having money to buy food and such.”

Truth.

(Source: spookyimpetuously, via nudityandnecromancy)

  1. lolcthulhu reblogged this from nudityandnecromancy and added:
    Truth.
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    Why fight the urge? My current job (the longest lasting by far) I got by saying “I’m bored and you were hiring” in...
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    When I was hired on at my present job of five years, my boss asked what I wanted or expected to get out of the job I...
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    This is all objectively true.
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    Whenever I see questions like the first and last, I always fight the urge to answer “Because you would be paying me, and...
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