This is actually a very thoughtful piece that makes some good points about what we should actually be upset about here.
"Going BP" = massive case of the shits. Just FYI.
Basically, a massive methane blowout could release a massive toxic cloud into the atmosphere, and cause a double-blast of super-tsunamis.
There’s just no way to accurately convey how amazing this is by description. The computer automatically moves the pieces by calculating the fastest path, and what would have to move out of what’s way. THE HORSES GALLOP!
Joe Barton is the dipshit Republican who apologized to the CEO of BP after Obama demanded the company set up an escrow fund to compensate victims of their negligence.
Required reading for anyone who’s ever worked in corporate America, or been in a bad relationship.
When she calls herself “curvy”, she’s referring to what she does to space-time.