November 2010
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nerdygirllove:
Yo mama’s so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
Yo mama’s so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn’t lift her.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.
Yo mama’s so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama’s so ugly, even a dementor…
